Do you really think St. Nick wants to eat chocolate chip cookies and drink milk after busting his ass all night? Hell, no! He wants to pound lagers and eat gingerbread.

This hearty, warming brew is a classic winter ale, deep amber in color, with hints of molasses balanced by the spiciness of Chinook hops. Shorthand for boring as paste.

Beer name is a reference to the 400+ mysterious plastic Santa clones that appear in a new location every year in Portland #KeepPortlandWeird

A hearty malt backbone gives notes of toffee, fir and toasted bread crumbs for a malty and slightly sweet base. Haha, my kind of sheister beer.