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Comfy Womfy

The warm notes of cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla in this winter ale will keep you Comfy Womfy all season long.

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Doggie Claws

Blast from the past - an 11% ABV that’s been aging since 2013, which is also 11 years ago. There’s some spooky symmetry going on here, I hope it’s good. But who am I kidding? It’s a Barley Wine, it will be overpowering to the palette.

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Fremont Imperial Winter Ale

Probably some boring (but tasty?) Ale. High ABV for an ale, can’t say I’ve seen many ‘Imperial’ Ales, so who the fuck knows. Drink it while you can…

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Hail Santa

Whenever they call themselves a ‘winter warmer’, I want to gag a pitchfork. This one is satanically complex: ginger, cinnamon, ginger-bread, nutmeg, allspice, malty toffee, and honey.

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Nikolaus

Do you really think St. Nick wants to eat chocolate chip cookies and drink milk after busting his ass all night? Hell, no! He wants to pound lagers and eat gingerbread.

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One Big Holiday

Matryoshka’s evil twin, but in Barleywine pants, we will be suffering through the onslaught of winter ales like the Holiday Ale days of old. This late addition replaces the loved-but-lost (drunk) Merry Monkey.

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Very Bad Elf

This beer was banned in CT because the label has Santa on it. So they changed the label. Pairs well with Bad Elf, and Seriously Bad Elf.

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Barnacle on a Traincar

Pours a semi clean medium brown colour with a thin tan head. Nose is herbal rye bread and toasted malt. Flavour is as the nose along with an earthy character.

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Doggie Claws

Blast from the past - an 11% ABV that’s been aging since 2013, which is also 11 years ago. There’s some spooky symmetry going on here, I hope it’s good. But who am I kidding? It’s a Barley Wine, it will be overpowering to the palette.

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One Big Holiday

Matryoshka’s evil twin, but in Barleywine pants, we will be suffering through the onslaught of winter ales like the Holiday Ale days of old. This late addition replaces the loved-but-lost (drunk) Merry Monkey.

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Matryoshka

If ABV were nesting dolls, this one would open up forever. 14% is about all anyone can handle, will be a miracle if we can handle 2 oz.

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Merry Monkey (Sold Out)

Sold Out - aka, I drank the last one…Couldn’t find this as a single; had to buy a six-pack. I had a few and they seriously aren’t bad. They are the perfect flavor palette for this festival. But 10% will knock your nuts off. Notes of cranberry, orange peel, cinnamon and nutmeg.

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Bam Biére

Wild yeast. That means they don’t clean their equipment well. Yum.

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Merry Monkey (Sold Out)

Sold Out - aka, I drank the last one…Couldn’t find this as a single; had to buy a six-pack. I had a few and they seriously aren’t bad. They are the perfect flavor palette for this festival. But 10% will knock your nuts off. Notes of cranberry, orange peel, cinnamon and nutmeg.

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Very Bad Elf

This beer was banned in CT because the label has Santa on it. So they changed the label. Pairs well with Bad Elf, and Seriously Bad Elf.

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BDB Kölsch

Light, crisp, and easy drinking, with a light toasty malt character

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Blood Orange IPA (NA)

Blah Blah NA, now with flavor?

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Bravus Peanut Butter Dark (NA)

This rich and decadent non-alcoholic stout-style craft brew is made with roasted peanuts, hazelnuts, and chocolate.

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Christmas Crikey

Double-hopped IPA with an experimental variety. Sounds sus to me.

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Golden Light (NA)

Showers of Pilsner, I am the least hopeful here.

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Nutcracker

This hearty, warming brew is a classic winter ale, deep amber in color, with hints of molasses balanced by the spiciness of Chinook hops. Shorthand for boring as paste.

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Oatmeal Dark (NA)

Another NA stout, might taste like a cold cup of stale coffee?

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Raspberry Gose (NA)

Raspberry already sounds iffy, let’s take the alcohol out to spice it up.

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Speedway (NA)

Non-Alcoholic Speedway brew boasts the same bold and complex flavor as our classic Speedway Stout. Except the original is 12% ABV. Totally the same.

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West Coast IPA (NA)

The best NA Matt has had in his miserable life. Hope it was more than a one-off.

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Santa’s Butt

This special porter is made for winter — rich and warming, the way they like it in the North Pole. Spread em, Santa.

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Tough Love (Banished)

Not one, not two, but - well, ok, two is fucking enough. Two beers that have been leftovers from Ail Festivals past - 2021 and 2022. We will tap them both, and despair!

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Bam Biére

Wild yeast. That means they don’t clean their equipment well. Yum.

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Fremont Imperial Winter Ale

Probably some boring (but tasty?) Ale. High ABV for an ale, can’t say I’ve seen many ‘Imperial’ Ales, so who the fuck knows. Drink it while you can…

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Hail Santa

Whenever they call themselves a ‘winter warmer’, I want to gag a pitchfork. This one is satanically complex: ginger, cinnamon, ginger-bread, nutmeg, allspice, malty toffee, and honey.

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Raspberry Gose (NA)

Raspberry already sounds iffy, let’s take the alcohol out to spice it up.

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Hail Santa

Whenever they call themselves a ‘winter warmer’, I want to gag a pitchfork. This one is satanically complex: ginger, cinnamon, ginger-bread, nutmeg, allspice, malty toffee, and honey.

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Fremont Imperial Winter Ale

Probably some boring (but tasty?) Ale. High ABV for an ale, can’t say I’ve seen many ‘Imperial’ Ales, so who the fuck knows. Drink it while you can…

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Blood Orange IPA (NA)

Blah Blah NA, now with flavor?

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Cat Ate My Stash and Pissed on the Christmas Tree

This festive IPA is loaded with the dankest, sticky, drippy, and piney hops the Gigantic brewers could get their hands on. I love a brewery that understand the beer-naming assignment.

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Christmas Crikey

Double-hopped IPA with an experimental variety. Sounds sus to me.

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Hoppy Holidays

This yuletide IPA is brewed with a sleighful of hops, orange zest, and foraged spruce tips. Probably just a decent IPA, if there is such a thing at this festival?

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West Coast IPA (NA)

The best NA Matt has had in his miserable life. Hope it was more than a one-off.

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Even More Irish Jesus

Expecting a bland, malty overdose of stoutness. But the fucking name!

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BDB Kölsch

Light, crisp, and easy drinking, with a light toasty malt character

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Doggie Claws

Blast from the past - an 11% ABV that’s been aging since 2013, which is also 11 years ago. There’s some spooky symmetry going on here, I hope it’s good. But who am I kidding? It’s a Barley Wine, it will be overpowering to the palette.

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One Big Holiday

Matryoshka’s evil twin, but in Barleywine pants, we will be suffering through the onslaught of winter ales like the Holiday Ale days of old. This late addition replaces the loved-but-lost (drunk) Merry Monkey.

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Seasick Crocodile

Saved from the ruins of air travel! I found another can of this, the only one in the store. You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch… Given the choice between you, I’d take the SEASICK CROCODILE! I’ll take that bet.

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Merry Monkey (Sold Out)

Sold Out - aka, I drank the last one…Couldn’t find this as a single; had to buy a six-pack. I had a few and they seriously aren’t bad. They are the perfect flavor palette for this festival. But 10% will knock your nuts off. Notes of cranberry, orange peel, cinnamon and nutmeg.

OMG Beers

Doggie Claws

Blast from the past - an 11% ABV that’s been aging since 2013, which is also 11 years ago. There’s some spooky symmetry going on here, I hope it’s good. But who am I kidding? It’s a Barley Wine, it will be overpowering to the palette.

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Matryoshka

If ABV were nesting dolls, this one would open up forever. 14% is about all anyone can handle, will be a miracle if we can handle 2 oz.

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Tough Love (Banished)

Not one, not two, but - well, ok, two is fucking enough. Two beers that have been leftovers from Ail Festivals past - 2021 and 2022. We will tap them both, and despair!

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Seasick Crocodile

Saved from the ruins of air travel! I found another can of this, the only one in the store. You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch… Given the choice between you, I’d take the SEASICK CROCODILE! I’ll take that bet.

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Cat Ate My Stash and Pissed on the Christmas Tree

This festive IPA is loaded with the dankest, sticky, drippy, and piney hops the Gigantic brewers could get their hands on. I love a brewery that understand the beer-naming assignment.

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Even More Irish Jesus

Expecting a bland, malty overdose of stoutness. But the fucking name!

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BDB Kölsch

Light, crisp, and easy drinking, with a light toasty malt character

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Blood Orange IPA (NA)

Blah Blah NA, now with flavor?

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Bravus Peanut Butter Dark (NA)

This rich and decadent non-alcoholic stout-style craft brew is made with roasted peanuts, hazelnuts, and chocolate.

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Golden Light (NA)

Showers of Pilsner, I am the least hopeful here.

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Oatmeal Dark (NA)

Another NA stout, might taste like a cold cup of stale coffee?

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Raspberry Gose (NA)

Raspberry already sounds iffy, let’s take the alcohol out to spice it up.

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Speedway (NA)

Non-Alcoholic Speedway brew boasts the same bold and complex flavor as our classic Speedway Stout. Except the original is 12% ABV. Totally the same.

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West Coast IPA (NA)

The best NA Matt has had in his miserable life. Hope it was more than a one-off.

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Doggie Claws

Blast from the past - an 11% ABV that’s been aging since 2013, which is also 11 years ago. There’s some spooky symmetry going on here, I hope it’s good. But who am I kidding? It’s a Barley Wine, it will be overpowering to the palette.

OMG Beers

One Big Holiday

Matryoshka’s evil twin, but in Barleywine pants, we will be suffering through the onslaught of winter ales like the Holiday Ale days of old. This late addition replaces the loved-but-lost (drunk) Merry Monkey.

OMG Beers

Cat Ate My Stash and Pissed on the Christmas Tree

This festive IPA is loaded with the dankest, sticky, drippy, and piney hops the Gigantic brewers could get their hands on. I love a brewery that understand the beer-naming assignment.

OMG Beers

Comfy Womfy

The warm notes of cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla in this winter ale will keep you Comfy Womfy all season long.

OMG Beers

Doggie Claws

Blast from the past - an 11% ABV that’s been aging since 2013, which is also 11 years ago. There’s some spooky symmetry going on here, I hope it’s good. But who am I kidding? It’s a Barley Wine, it will be overpowering to the palette.

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Hoppy Holidays

This yuletide IPA is brewed with a sleighful of hops, orange zest, and foraged spruce tips. Probably just a decent IPA, if there is such a thing at this festival?

OMG Beers

Matryoshka

If ABV were nesting dolls, this one would open up forever. 14% is about all anyone can handle, will be a miracle if we can handle 2 oz.

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Nikolaus

Do you really think St. Nick wants to eat chocolate chip cookies and drink milk after busting his ass all night? Hell, no! He wants to pound lagers and eat gingerbread.

OMG Beers

One Big Holiday

Matryoshka’s evil twin, but in Barleywine pants, we will be suffering through the onslaught of winter ales like the Holiday Ale days of old. This late addition replaces the loved-but-lost (drunk) Merry Monkey.

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Santa Clones

Beer name is a reference to the 400+ mysterious plastic Santa clones that appear in a new location every year in Portland #KeepPortlandWeird

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Snow Cave

A hearty malt backbone gives notes of toffee, fir and toasted bread crumbs for a malty and slightly sweet base. Haha, my kind of sheister beer.

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Tough Love (Banished)

Not one, not two, but - well, ok, two is fucking enough. Two beers that have been leftovers from Ail Festivals past - 2021 and 2022. We will tap them both, and despair!

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Golden Light (NA)

Showers of Pilsner, I am the least hopeful here.

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Barnacle on a Traincar

Pours a semi clean medium brown colour with a thin tan head. Nose is herbal rye bread and toasted malt. Flavour is as the nose along with an earthy character.

OMG Beers

Santa’s Butt

This special porter is made for winter — rich and warming, the way they like it in the North Pole. Spread em, Santa.

OMG Beers

Tough Love (Banished)

Not one, not two, but - well, ok, two is fucking enough. Two beers that have been leftovers from Ail Festivals past - 2021 and 2022. We will tap them both, and despair!

OMG Beers

Hail Santa

Whenever they call themselves a ‘winter warmer’, I want to gag a pitchfork. This one is satanically complex: ginger, cinnamon, ginger-bread, nutmeg, allspice, malty toffee, and honey.

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Seasick Crocodile

Saved from the ruins of air travel! I found another can of this, the only one in the store. You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch… Given the choice between you, I’d take the SEASICK CROCODILE! I’ll take that bet.

OMG Beers

Comfy Womfy

The warm notes of cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla in this winter ale will keep you Comfy Womfy all season long.

OMG Beers

Hail Santa

Whenever they call themselves a ‘winter warmer’, I want to gag a pitchfork. This one is satanically complex: ginger, cinnamon, ginger-bread, nutmeg, allspice, malty toffee, and honey.

OMG Beers

Santa’s Butt

This special porter is made for winter — rich and warming, the way they like it in the North Pole. Spread em, Santa.

OMG Beers

Bam Biére

Wild yeast. That means they don’t clean their equipment well. Yum.

OMG Beers

Seasick Crocodile

Saved from the ruins of air travel! I found another can of this, the only one in the store. You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch… Given the choice between you, I’d take the SEASICK CROCODILE! I’ll take that bet.

OMG Beers

Bravus Peanut Butter Dark (NA)

This rich and decadent non-alcoholic stout-style craft brew is made with roasted peanuts, hazelnuts, and chocolate.

OMG Beers

Even More Irish Jesus

Expecting a bland, malty overdose of stoutness. But the fucking name!

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Matryoshka

If ABV were nesting dolls, this one would open up forever. 14% is about all anyone can handle, will be a miracle if we can handle 2 oz.

OMG Beers

Oatmeal Dark (NA)

Another NA stout, might taste like a cold cup of stale coffee?

OMG Beers

Speedway (NA)

Non-Alcoholic Speedway brew boasts the same bold and complex flavor as our classic Speedway Stout. Except the original is 12% ABV. Totally the same.

OMG Beers

Tough Love (Banished)

Not one, not two, but - well, ok, two is fucking enough. Two beers that have been leftovers from Ail Festivals past - 2021 and 2022. We will tap them both, and despair!

OMG Beers

Comfy Womfy

The warm notes of cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla in this winter ale will keep you Comfy Womfy all season long.

OMG Beers

Santa’s Butt

This special porter is made for winter — rich and warming, the way they like it in the North Pole. Spread em, Santa.

OMG Beers

Nikolaus

Do you really think St. Nick wants to eat chocolate chip cookies and drink milk after busting his ass all night? Hell, no! He wants to pound lagers and eat gingerbread.

OMG Beers

Nutcracker

This hearty, warming brew is a classic winter ale, deep amber in color, with hints of molasses balanced by the spiciness of Chinook hops. Shorthand for boring as paste.

OMG Beers

Santa Clones

Beer name is a reference to the 400+ mysterious plastic Santa clones that appear in a new location every year in Portland #KeepPortlandWeird

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Snow Cave

A hearty malt backbone gives notes of toffee, fir and toasted bread crumbs for a malty and slightly sweet base. Haha, my kind of sheister beer.

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Fremont Imperial Winter Ale

Probably some boring (but tasty?) Ale. High ABV for an ale, can’t say I’ve seen many ‘Imperial’ Ales, so who the fuck knows. Drink it while you can…